Saturday, May 5, 2012

Internet a fun!! "Be Close To Every Relation"





Dinga chika, Dinga chika on headphone, Salman khan video on mobile, 3G technology fast speed, watch IPL live streaming, online news, webinars, conferencing Wow !!! amazing experience, Book the tickets of Railway/Flight/Hotel on mobile, Facebook all the time, photosharing, Alot Internet Apps ......ohh getting bored, lets make a "Internet video call" to girl friend...


She: Hi Janu.... 
Me: Hi How r u? (Yawning)
 
(After seeing me sleepy in front cam)
 
She: Hey you didn't wakeup till now, We have booked the tickets for 1:20pm show. You forgot. 
Me: Aama ("Yes" in MADrasi Style)..is it ? I thought its dawn.
She: You Idiot, Its 11:30 am if I lost my movie this weekend na I will kill you. Wakeup!!! plzzzzzzzzzz...Janu.
 
Me: what yaar I already wakeup, just give me 2 minutes.
She: From past 1 hour I am busy to take care of my Hairs .
 
Me: what !!!! hairs and 1 hour ?
She: Champi Champi Champi!!!!! You Idiot, duffer with "Coconut oil" and it will take 30 more minutes.
 
Me: Ohhhh!!!!  Why you guys use all the time coconut oil.
She: Because you guys not using it all the time....Ha ha ha...
( Really when she smiles, it appears that I can visualize beauty of Ooty, Kodaikanal, kochi, shimla, Allapey, Kashmir from my front camera into her eyes. Thanks to 3G technology )
 
Me: aaha ! very clever.
She: Shall I wear blue jeans and Tshirt today?
 
Me: Abe mujhse kya poochti hai jo pehnana hai pehan( in 100kph speed)...
She: What ? you said something...
 
Me: Yeah I said whatever You want . Although You look beautiful in Salwar suite only. Jeans doesnt suits you. She: Ya Ya!!! it only suits boy's..Duffer. (Again Beauty)
 
/***Me in serious fun mood***/
 
Me: Hey (*Anger Eyes* Fast HeartBeat**SHOUTED*) all the time I am not going to listen these words..what is this ? I care for you, I call you everytime, in evening, in morning, at lunch, at dinner, think of you all the time and what the F*** you always tell me duffer idiot and all. I love You yar..who is behaving in such a way......
 
She: MmMm MmMm...
Me: What hmm hmm..
 
She:...(Deep Breathe)
Me:  Tell something or cut the line.
 
She: (***Almost crying***I can hear her creepy voice*)...I did'nt mean that. I was joking, I love you so much. I just said this because I used to it. If you feel it, I will never say it again, dont be upset. I even cant imagine my life without you...@@@ Me: (**Laughing** Silently by pressing lips so that she cant see my emotions on front cam)
She: Sorry!!!! ( Eyes were totally fill with tears...WOW awesome beauty)
(Me and my roomie were listening this, suddenly we laugh aloud.)
 
Me:Hey I was joking.... ;)
She: You Duffer!!!! Idiot!!! hmmm mmm mmm. Why You did that?
 
Me: Muaa My princes, I love you alot..Get Ready I am coming to catch you.
She: I won't talk to you...!!!
 
Me: Hey ...plzz I was joking...(She just laydown on bed and put the phone on side.I can see it properly)
Ok Ok ...I am ready for punishment. She: No...No movie today.
Me: Jaan le le meri..!!!! Take my life.Offffo  I wakeup now.
 
She: Doesn't matter. Once No than its No.
Me: Ok Sure!!!!
 
She: Hmm Sure.
Me: Than I will call Preeti...
 
She: You duffer...!!! Idiot.. I will kill you. Come I am going to get ready!!!!!!!!!!!Why Preeti, if she come, I will kill her. 
Me: Sorry yar. Still I am joking.. Preeti went to her hometown.
 
She:what? 
Me: Yes
 
She: Ok come fast, I want to meet you ASAP.
 
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***Hosaana***Hosaana**Hosaana**(My ring tone)***
 

Me: Hi Janu (suddenly without seeing the name). 
She: Oye kaun Janu, mai hun..
 
Me: Maa!!!!!! 
She: haan...... tu kiske yaad me khoya tha aur tera phone itna Busy kyon jaata hai.
 
Me: Kisike nahi......haan haan vo Line me problem hogi.
She: Abhi nahaya nahi tu..... Bhoot ki tarah ye kya baal badha rakkhe hain!!!
 
Me: Na na aaj kataana hai...Abhi office ja raha hun aake katwaata hun(**LIE**JHUT**LIE*)
 
She: Ok ...Breakfast kiya..hm ma..( I was thinking...How much my MOM care for me..)
 
Me: Love You Maa.(with a smile) 
She: Jeeta rahe ...Khoob tarakki kar..Ja office tu late ho raha hoga.
 
Me: aap bhi apna khyaal rakho maa. Khushkhabri...Aap agle mahine aa rahe ho yahan. 
She: (*Maa Cheers*)...Achcha achcha.
 

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                                              Thank God " Mai Bach Gaya"
 
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Thanks to 3G internet on mobile, which is able to make my presence near to mine dear one.
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